do sharpies make good sex toys

Boy have I got an embarrassing story to tell you. You won’t believe what happened to me the other day. I was at a party and I started talking with this guy, and we started talking about, well, sex. And just when things were about to get interesting, he quickly mentioned that a Sharpie makes a great sex toy! I was seriously speechless. Of course I didn’t believe him but he explained that you could tape the Sharpie’s cap to the bottom of a glove and then insert it for…ok I won’t get into the details.

But needless to say, I was both shocked and curious all at the same time, so much so that I couldn’t help myself from checking out his suggestion. I mean, it may sound crazy, but I had to figure out if it really worked. So I cautiously looked into it, and honestly, it seemed to work! It certainly won’t win any awards for safest sex toy, but it does give the user a unique sensation.

In the end I would have to say this is not a great sex toy option for those who don’t like to experiment with their naughty time. The Sharpie could break, and also the ink has a chance of getting all over the place. Not to mention, it’s also not the most sanitary item. I’m pretty sure that you shouldn’t be sharing Sharpies with anyone you don’t want to get in contact with bodily fluids. So, sex dolls even though it’s crazy and unexpected, I wouldn’t recommend using Sharpies as sex toys.

But just because I don’t recommend it, that doesn’t mean it won’t appeal to some people. Some more experimental types might a Sharpie sex toy appealing.. After all, the thrill of exploring something new is quite alluring.

Now, in terms of the actual mechanics of it, I have to admit I was quite surprised. It all centers around the cap, which acts as a bulging base. You need to be careful when using the Sharpie to make sure it is secure, and then you just thrust your way away.

Although the sensation was novel, it was not overwhelming in terms of pleasure. Sure, it was nice, but it wasn’t really something I think I’d use often. I mean, why compromise when there are so many better options out there?

The experience left me both intrigued and a bit confused. I just didn’t understand why anybody would even think of using a Sharpie in that way. It’s just so…weird. I understand that people are into different things, but this is a weird one.

That being said, other people may think differently, and also enjoy it. So, if you’re feeling curious and adventurous, go ahead and give it a try. Who knows, it might just be the perfect sensation for you! But before you do, make sure you take all safety precautions, wrap it up, and enjoy.